Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The cats are back in town!

I, Patches, just want to say that I am greatly displeased at not getting to blog for a squillion years. Don't worry, I am getting my revenge. Want to know how? I have been peeing on things. A pile of clean Owen clothes-pee. Oh you left a towel on the bathroom floor-pee. Look at that, a plastic bag full of stuff from the store-what a great place to pee. Nemo's bed-double pee. The people I have who are terrible to me thought maybe something was wrong. I do poop and pee in the litter box. I only will use one of the litter boxes and if Nemo drops a bomb, I refuse to use it. Nemo of course makes his rounds to all of the litter boxes. I'm still not sold on this corn litter business either but they keep at it. But I was hissing mad and I make sure they know. We are going to do an update of sorts on the months we have been missing. So much has gone on in our house. We even got a different house. I hope people will remember us and come back. We miss our cat friends. We did a post in January, a single crummy post. I will have to find something to pee on just thinking about it. Here is our January summary.

Here is what the brat Owen looked like in January. He even has food on his face. He should clean his face better.The beginning of January, the people who must not be named started talking about buying a house. We have moved twice before and we don't like it at all. Nemo thought if they couldn't find him, they wouldn't move. Too bad he can't go five minutes without wanting food or dropping bombs or this plan might have worked.
Here we both are. Nemo is depressed because he continues to have his bloods stolen every few weeks. Here I am, trying to see if I can pee on this chair no doubt. This is about as close as we get to one another. If I would have known he was there, I would have bopped him.

In other January news, Owen took swim classes so the people were very busy. There were also a lot of sick days which meant a lot of snuggling on the bed. We like those days. Owen had lots of ear infections which meant a lot of doctors and a lot of screaming. Nemo's blood sugars were all over the place and there was discussion of him having to go into the vet all night. We are leveled off, we will explain that later though. Check back for February updates. I'd like to say there are more pictures of us but that Owen thing hogs the camera and chases us now so photography is getting a bit difficult.



13 comments:

The Meezers or Billy said...

lots of updates. well, stress of a blurpy thing and moving and stuff will make anycat pee all ofur the place. but maybe you can give your the mom a break and not pee all ofur efurryfing all the time. tell your the mom to get some rescue remedy for you - that helped Billy wif his peeing on the moms bed prollem.

The Creek Cats said...

Welcome back, furiends! We've sure missed you guys around the blogosphere!!

So, Maggie May also pees on anything that is left on the floor. Dixie Dog's bed is her favorite item to pee on. Dixie has gone through lots of beds recently and we are currently trying to find a waterproof/pee proof bed next. Wonder if this peeing could be a calico thing?

Tuck said...

Hello you guys!! Sounds like it's been a busy time around your house! Owen sure is cute...do you guys hang out with him much?

The Island Cats said...

Yeah, Patches, we agree with the Meezers...we think the stress of a new house and a new blurpy and not blogging has made you wanna leave your mark on everything. Maybe a little Rescue Remedy or some Feliway will help you feel better abut all the changes.

Owen sure is cute! We can't wait to hear more of your updates!

Noll's Nip said...

Hello and welcome back. The blurpy is cute (even with the food on his face).

Daisy said...

Thanks for the update. You have a lot going on!

Patches, I never get any closer to Harley than you are to Nemo on that chair.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, your folks who aren't to be named are forgiven for not letting you blog for long spaces. Moving is time consuming and then there's the little bean who takes up time. And there's cleaning up your pee and Nemo's bombs, which take time. And we're sure if we pressed them, they could make up a lot of other things that take time. But at least it's not the horrid Facebook excuse! So they're excused. Welcome back.

Eric and Flynn said...

We are glad to see you back again. We agree that the moving could be the cause of the peeing.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Welcome back! So, da blurpy is chasing yoo around, yoo moved (ugh) and yoor beans are being neglectful...gess peeing on stuff is a good outlet, but yoo might wanna stop soon as da beans will only put up wif it fur so long.

Harry Spotter said...

That is a lot of noos! We have a blurpy here too only older and she makes a mess everywhere she can. New houses can be fun, new places to explore, new cubbies to discover. Glad you are back and I hope you all have a great day!

The Crew said...

Well, welcome back.

It sounds like a stress situation causing your "problem". Go back to your old litter (not that corn stuff) and place your box in as private an area as possible. Keep it super clean and give it a week. If the problem continues, go to your doctor. You may have a bladder infection.

SuziQCat said...

We are glad you are back. Certainly a lot going on in your house that would make any kitty upset.

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