Hi guys, just a word from Patches. I want to apologize to my mom and dad for puking so much yesterday. Mom did not feel well and was trying not to puke herself and I had a hairball so I woke them up to the noise of me trying to puke. I am not one to stay in one spot so I leave a puke trail. Mom made dad clean it up. I'm sorry guys. I'm also sorry that I puked again after mom left for work. I really don't mean to but sometimes I gotta puke. Mom always yells because we have only 2 rooms with carpet and I always puke on the white carpet, never the linoleum or wood floor. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Me and mom seem to always be sick at the same time.